You are at the wrong halloween party when

Posted on October 31, 2009


1. People think you are in costume (“You look straight out of a Dickinson novel!”) when you are not in costume.
2. Eight cops in speedos walk in and no one has ever heard of Arrested Development so when you casually refer to them as Hotcops everyone looks at you askance, especially said cops who are actually a rugby team.
3. Upon retelling the story from #1 people look at you blankly and you say “because Dickinson was a poet…she meant Dickens” and they say “so you read a lot of books huh?”

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